I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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