where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
