all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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