talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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