you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Randomize
