Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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