never play flip cup with pint glasses
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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