IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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