Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Randomize