at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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