idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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