you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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