hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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