Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I will be naked everywhere
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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