Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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