So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
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So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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