Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
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Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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