i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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