well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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