when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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