There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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