Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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