that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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