I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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