He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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