I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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