This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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