I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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