im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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