Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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