she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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