The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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