GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
We need a shit load of segways right now
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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