plz talk dirty to me
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
