so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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