are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Small penises have feelings too.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
