i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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