Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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