yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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