names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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