If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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