Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
this just has baby written all over it
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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