i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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