he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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