How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
