fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
