Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Randomize
