whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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