If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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