Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
He did a backflip because drugs
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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