Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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