she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
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Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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