Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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